"Wait! Just hold on one second! What was that?! I went to a mexican wrestling match and then I get attacked by some crazy chupacabra guy! and you go all wham! Big time superhero smash like you're Ms. Power or something. And the next thing I know there's guys with machine guns! And we have to jump out of a friggin' plane to some like Aztec Pyramid in the middle of the jungle that's also apparently a wrestling arena for crazy rich weirdos and aliens and magical dudes. And then you fight like that mask dude and the manga-looking bro and that guy with like a nuclear arm! That so sick! And I got a burrito but then I dropped it! and-- Was that a giant ghost dragon?! This has been the craziest 24 hours of my life! I just need two seconds to catch my breath then we can keep running from the volcano."
-Steve Guy, unfortunate bystander